The End is Nigh! The End is Nigh! So why not come on down to our Survival warehouse, where we teach YOU the skills needed to survive any type of disaster? Zombie apocalypse? We have real zombie robots to bite you on command. Incoming tsunami? We have a flooded city scape specially suited to fit your needs. Children of the Corn scenario? We can't help you with that!
Plus the guys explain why we need to get rid of snail mail. Save a tree, you know? And learn a hobby for gosh sakes!